HONESTLY WE ARE JUST GOOD FRIENDS!

Fancy some Fish and Chips on Friday? he typed. That would be lovely, I typed back.
We don’t actually talk very often, but we type a lot to each other. Sometimes we watch whole programmes on the telly together too, whilst sitting miles apart. Yes I know, we should get out more but honestly, we are just good friends.
The exchanges are fairly succinct. Celebrity MasterChef, for example, is accompanied by ‘that looks like shite’, or ’not enough jus with the lamb’ and ‘shovel it in Greg’………..highbrow stuff.
Then, in the middle of our ‘conversation,’ we both nod off on our respective sofa’s, about 20 miles apart until the next time. (more…)