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Well you lot can laugh all you like, but if you are anything like me, you can
often judge your relationship status by size of your knickers.
If you are in the throes of a brand new sizzling relationship, then you are probably at, or in, as it were, the matching skimpies stage.
If quickies are jumping out at you from all corners of your new romantic life, then getting ‘caught short’ so to speak, in a pair of belly warmers doesn’t bear thinking about.
You are on high alert, appropriately underdressed, and ready for action at all times.
You’ll have stocked up on, lacy knickers, French knickers, and silky knickers. Cotton gussets no longer feature on your underwear horizon. Saggy knickers are consigned to the bin, or if you are of a, make do and mend disposition, rehomed in a bucket under the sink and renamed ‘Duster’.
You must be incredibly old if you feel it is acceptable to use a pair of old drawers as a duster, unless of course you are over 85. What’s more, if someone has put some happy back into your lady bits in the autumn of your life, then I’d say, fuck dusting your chandeliers,….. swing from them instead.
Then time moves on doesn’t it. Not only do you move into a comfort zone with your new beau, you move into a comfy knickers zone too. Gradually, there becomes two parts to your undies drawer.
Every day pants, on the left, lace edged, a cheeky bow here and there, comfortable, yet still with a nod to the inner sexy you, but your special occasion, sexy thongs and strings are tucked away on the right, waiting for that waft of ‘come hither’ aftershave, that means, ……..well, you know what it means.
But how long I wonder before you are regularly browsing the ‘high leg, cotton gusset, full pant’ section again, instead of rocking an uncomfortable world wide wedgie!
Yes, I know we’ve all still got our holiday mini’s, and ‘hold your muffin top in’ maxi’s, but go on, admit it ladies, sometimes you just can’t beat your favourite pair of BIG PANTS!